Santa Fe is a fake. A real travesty.
I’m certain there is a fraud perpetrated by the government of New Mexico to falsify the real location of Santa Fe.
They have clearly hired Disney Imagineers to create the fake Santa Fe that I visited yesterday.
Am I supposed to believe that the floors of the multi-story garage are held up with the small wooden poles protruding from the walls?
Or that the painted-on cracks on the walls are real?
I mean, this stuff is great at Disney where it’s expected.
But at the real Santa Fe I expected something more authentic.
The only thing that’s old in this town are the parking meters that required me to feed in actual quarters.
And the only authentic experience I had here was the money box placed and manned just inside the entrance of the church.
I should have listened to the wind when it blew in, and headed east.
I’m listening now.
-D
