Bitcoin Cheat Sheet.

I barely finished hitting the publish button on my Bitcoin magnum opus---the first and only completely clear and understandable description of Bitcoin ever published---when Jeanne messaged me "I still don’t get it." Thanks for bursting my bubble and invalidating my life's work, Jeanne. So it turns...

Some will refuse.

Some will simply refuse to pursue their potential.

You’re an Idiot. And I can prove it.

The cold hard fact is that you're an idiot. And I'm going to prove it to you right now. Ready?

Jehova’s Soldiers?

I have a lot of respect for the Jehovah's Witness church. They don't merely warm the pews for an hour on Sunday. Nope, they get out there and share their beliefs in the face of scoffing and rejection. And the loose dogs around the neighborhood. That takes guts! My...

Employer Appreciation Day.

That's right. Today is the day to appreciate your employer.

I Understand Women!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry. That's ridiculous. But, I think I made some real progress today! After mocking some guy trying to explain Bitcoin to his girlfriend the other day, I decided I would demonstrate how it's done. I wrote the most concise and non-technical summary every conceived---Bitcoin is a new currency...

Public restrooms are an interesting travesty.

I consider myself to be an uncertified expert in the field of public restrooms.

Life Giver.

His latest exploit entailed running a gauntlet of skilled assassins while protecting an entourage of three.

The Case of Missing Socks.

Finally! I've figured out how just one sock always goes missing! Over the years, I've carefully debugged my sock laundering process. I start by wearing a matching pair of socks. I take them both off and put them both in the laundry. I closely inspect the washing machine for...

Bitcoin Voting.

Here's my attempt to delve deeper into how Bitcoin voting works without using the words hash or blockchain or even "ledger". I realized after I summarized the Bitcoin voting process in my Bitcoin Cheat Sheet, you might have been imagining something like each voter raising...