Rough Night in the Thity.

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On one of our “last days” in the city, I decided I just had to try all of the delicious foods before I left.

Coffee.

Pastries.

Pizza.

Falafel.

Knish.

Roasted nuts.

Different pizza.

Sushi.

Chicken skewers.

Duck skewers.

Black sesame cheesecake.

Snacks.

Juices.

More snacks.

I ate all day long.

And spent all night long in the hotel bathroom.

My stomach hurt so bad I wanted to die.

I prayed fervently to God to please have mercy on my stupid idiot self.

I woke up in a daze on the cold bathroom floor.

I didn’t remember how I got there.

I laid on the floor for at least an hour soaking up the refreshing cold of the tiles before the pain in my gut finally eased and I slept.

In the morning, I felt something else was wrong.

“Tethting, tethting, one two three”, I said.

“What?”, said Kailey.

“I think I have a lithp!”

I looked in the mirror and sure enough, I had chipped a tooth when I hit the bathroom floor or maybe the counter.

Thoot.

-D

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